My friend Jacob’s fantasy bro, he just nailed it. lemme tell the story…. It wasn’t that I didn’t like my dad, it was just that I thought he was kind of a buffoon. A buffoon that had got real lucky, but he was the kind of guy who never realized it was luck that got him to where he was.
It was Dad’s good fortune to be at the right place at the right time and by a series of coincidences end up married to a woman who was far superior to him in just about every way.
When she was young Mom had gone to an all girl school. One night she met my father at one of those mixers. Dad was what one might call a townie, he had grown up in a large family in the same town that my Mom was going to college in.
The night they were to meet, Mom’s boyfriend had called to tell her that he thought their relationship wasn’t working out ( he would later call begging to get back together, but by then it was too late) and that they should take a break from each other. Mom took the idea pretty hard and decided that it was a good night to get loaded on cheap beer and to find the nearest available guy and lose herself in a night of tawdry sex.
The nearest available guy was my father – a guy whose life was about to change radically. It seemed the condom that my Dad was using had been in his wallet a little too long, that night it couldn’t stand the action and it broke. The result of that happy accident would turn out to be my oldest sister.
Mom, being a good girl, married my father and they proceeded to settle down and have two more kids, with me being the youngest. By the time I was 18 she had just turned 42 and my older sister and older brother had moved out of the house.
Let me tell you a little bit about my Mom, she looks a lot like Angelina jolie.. Same face, same body and beautiful naturally curly blonde hair that is a little past her shoulders.
But, her most compelling quality is a kind of sexual magnetism she exudes. Wherever we go I always notice men staring at her, sometimes in the most lustful fashions. Nobody seems to be immune to her, or to her charms.
Men are constantly tripping all over themselves trying to please her, and most of the time they make complete fools of themselves. As far as I knew she had never been unfaithful to my father, even though, as he had once told me ( with some pride) that he didn’t see the need to have sex more than once a month.
Even my friends were not immune. One day, over a few, illegally purchased beers my friend Jacob told me that he was in love with my Mom. I thought he was joking, but the more we talked the more he convinced me he was serious.
Before we had graduated in the fall, Jacob had been a star football player for our high school team ( that’s how I knew him. I played defensive end ) and a good-looking son of a bitch. In addition to his handsome face and body, Jacob was hung like a horse. I knew that he had waxed the ass of almost every girl in the school worth having, so I was surprised to find out that he was fixated on my mother.
When he asked me if it bothered me that he wanted to sleep with my Mom, I had to confess that it didn’t, and if he wanted to go for it, he was more than welcome to. I may have objected if I thought he had a legitimate shot, but I knew my Mom and she wasn’t the type to cheat on her husband – especially with a guy her son’s age.
I didn’t think much more about it, until a week later when Jacob brought up the subject again. He said he had been racking his brains but had not been able to come up with an idea of how to go about getting into my Mom’s pants.
After joking around a bit, I suggested he borrow his brother’s van conversion ( a great fuck truck if there ever was one) and I’d talk my Mom into coming to the drive-in movies with us. I told him, we’d all have a few beers and at some point I’d split, and he’d have his shot.
The one condition I laid down for arranging the whole thing was that he would hook up a video camera in the van so I could catch the action ( I thought it would be a good laugh watching my prudish mom fending off his horny advances). Jacob enthusiastically agreed. He felt that if I could help him get her drunk he would take it from there.
That weekend my father left for an out of town golfing trip with some of his buddies. So, Jacob and I realized that it was the perfect time to put our plan into action. I told my Mom that Jacob and I were going to a drive in movie, because a girl I knew might be there. She laughed and told me good luck.
That evening right before I left I innocently asked my Mom what her plans were, she told me that she didn’t have any. I told her she should come with us to the movies. At first she laughed and asked us why in the world two young studs like us would be interested in having an old lady along.
“We’re not interested in having an old lady along. We’re interested in having my young sexy Mom come with us.” I said, and then added, “why just the other day Jacob was telling me that he thought that I had the best looking Mom of anyone we knew.”
Mom was flattered, and I thought I detected an air of excitement when I said that. I wondered if Jacob may have a better chance with her then I was giving him credit for. Mom finally agreed that maybe it would be fun to go, and at least it would get her out of the house.
Jacob picked us up at 6:30 in his brother’s van conversion. Jacob came from a rich family, and the van was posh. It had no windows in the back ( for privacy), a double bed, and a killer stereo system. A perfect date vehicle. As Mom and I were getting into the front seat, Jacob whispered to me that the camera was all set. I winked at him and off the three of us went.
Mom looked great that night, she was wearing a white tank top and a pair of tight fitting Levi’s. She must have been wearing a wonder bra, because her tits looked magnificent. Jacob said that there was some cold beer in the fridge, and Mom and I were welcome to it. He said that would stay the designated driver.
Mom joked that my friends always seemed to have such good behavior when she was around. I laughed and wondered what she would think of Jacob’s behavior later. I went back and got a six pack from the fridge, by the time we got to the drive-in Mom and I were ready to start on a new six pack.
The drive- in was showing a double feature of horror movies. The Movie was not very good, which fit nicely into the plan. By the first half-hour Mom was bored, and said that her head was spinning a little. Jacob suggested she go lie down and Mom took him up on his offer. About five minutes later, Jacob flipped a switch on the dashboard, whispered to me, “video camera.” I gave him the thumbs up and patted him on the back and wished him good luck as he climbed into the back of the van.
“What are you doing back here?” I heard my Mom ask. “I thought I would just have a couple of tokes on a joint I brought,” Jacob said, “want a hit?”
“I’ve never tried it before,” Mom said.
“First time for everything,” said Jacob, as I heard him spark the joint.