“F.C.?” May asked curiously, “what does that stand for?”
“They call her that, because she’s a fifty cent piece,” Kay said grinning.
“Fifty cent piece? What’s that?” I asked.
“Thursday nights. They sell shots for fifty cents apiece. Been a standing joke around here for years, she’ll match shots with anyone. Anyone who can out drink her, can see her tits. So far…nobody has, or rather those she ain’t invited to do so anyway. So that’s why they call her fifty cents. But…there’s another reason they call her that too. She enjoys heads or tails, just depending on the mood she’s in. That’s her over there in fact,” Kay stated pointing her out.
I leaned over whispering to May. “Anyone around here go by their real names?” I asked.
May chuckled. “Honey, those are their real names, real enough anyway. It’s all anyone really knows them by. You and I are the one’s not using our own if you think about it…so don’t.”
Kay turned her attention back towards us after waving at F.C. as she busted a nearby table, waving back.
“She gives a pretty good head too from what I hear,” she said, turning towards me. “Especially when she takes her teeth out.”
I looked up in her direction. She wasn’t a bad looking woman, and she did in fact have enormous tits, far larger than May’s even. But now I was trying to envision her with her teeth out, and the sight wasn’t pretty.
“I’m just fucking with you,” Kay told me laughing, along with everyone else by the sudden worried expression on my face.
“Oh,” I said sheepishly, feeling dumb.
“Actually, she gives head just as well either way. Lick’s pussy good too with them out, almost prefer that.”
Once again I was glaring at her.
“I’m still fucking with you,” she said slapping her leg. “She’s never eaten me with her teeth out, though tonight, I might be willing to have her do that.”
I gave up, I no longer knew if she was being serious or not. I figured in time, I might actually find out.
“So ok then, ask her if she’d like to come over to the room later. That, and the other guy Mike. That would make for a nice party. But…no less than that. So find out for me ok? If we need to add a few other people, I need to get fishing and see what I can come up with.”
“I do know one other guy who I’m expecting to see later, but he’d love to join us as well. They call him Mr. Clean on account of the fact he sort of looks like the guy. Tall, big build, baldhead, always wears a white tee shirt, never seen him in anything else either. Bet he wouldn’t mind having his dick played with either. Never seen it…not yet anyway, but I’ve been told he can put any two men to shame.”
“Still isn’t my intention to measure the size of my cock against anyone else’s,” Bob stated. “All I care about is getting myself off. If all you guys wanna do is compare pee-pee’s, then I’m not interested. Unless of course you want to include comparing clits, then that’s something else entirely,” he added laughing.
“You just wanna suck my big clit don’t you?” Kay said. “Well buddy…not gonna happen. “Though I might entertain fucking Cujo’s cunt with my big fucking clit while you fuck her ass, now that might be interesting.”
“Honey, no dick’s getting within five hundred yards of my tight little ass, including your clit, no matter how big it is. So dream on yourself. Though I might enjoy watching you and May fuck one another’s brains out later if you’re up for that.”
“Count on it baby,” Kay said, reaching over to give one of Cujo’s rather large breasts a friendly little tweak, as she then reached over doing the same to one of Kay’s.
“So, same rules as before then?” Cujo asked, turning back towards us. “Or has that changed too?” She wondered.
“Exact same,” May informed them all. “The only one I fuck is James here, and the only one he fucks is me. Beyond that? You know what I require. So…pretty much same as before.”
Cujo stood. “I’ll run out and get on the CB,” she told May. “Where and when then so I know what to tell Mike?”
May handed out several of her hand-written cards along with her cell phone number. “Figure a couple of hours from now then, say around eight thirty? Nine?”
“F.C. gets off at eight, so that should work, though I’d best run over and ask her if she’d even be interested,” Kay started and then headed over in the woman’s direction. Bob trailed after Cujo as June and I located a table to sit down at and wait for further word.
“Could be an interesting party tonight,” June told me. “More women than usual for one, though obviously Kay is a female only participant, didn’t figure you’d have too much of a problem with that though, now would you?”
“Not at all,” I responded back. “The only thing that worries me…is that I might end up being the one with the short stick here,” I told her stupidly, and pridefully concerned. “Sounds like…all three of these guys have got a hell of a lot bigger dicks than I do!”
“Well, even if they do. Just remember. The only one who’s going to be sticking their dick inside this woman’s pussy…is you. And visa versa,” she warned me without needing to further elaborate.
Something I was just fine with too.
**
We had just finished our beers. I was about to stand up and wander over to the bar and order two more when “F.C.” came over asking about them herself. She had a warm and friendly smile, though that wasn’t what I was looking at, at the moment, not even glancing at her enormous tits either, which I think was what most men usually did. The fact that I wasn’t told her what it was I really was looking at.
“That cunt!” She laughed, looking at me, and then seeing me blush as I did that. She now turned her attention back towards May. “She told you I got off in half an hour? And then hopefully a half an hour or so after that?” she quipped winking at her.